Lt. Thomas "Tommy" Beresford (
remarkablyblunt) wrote2010-09-19 06:16 pm
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[Tommy looks really slick and not at all like his usual tweedy self. He's standing in front of a sign that says 'Wonders Of The Mysterious Orient' and a tent flap. It's a TOTALLY MYSTERIOUS LOOKING TENT FLAP.]
Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever wished to part the hidden veil of the Far East and see the exotic wonders therein? Have you ever dreamed of a smoke-filled night by the Yangtze River, the voice of the paixiao lulling you to sleep beneath the shadow of the river shrines? Or the awe and amazement of facing the hideous dragon-beast!
[He dramatically throws the tent flap aside so you can see into the exhibit. It's mainly just dark.]
Dream no more, ladies and gentlemen! For inside this tent, you will find the wonders of the mysterious Orient, collected on my travels through those distant, savage lands! Marvel at artifacts of untold power! Tremble at strange and aberrant creatures! Like nothing you've ever seen before, ladies and gentlemen, only twenty cents for the show of a lifetime!
[His tone becomes creepy and serious.]
I must warn you, this show is not for the faint of heart. Children, and ladies of a weak disposition, should stay away.
[Tommy gives a creepy smile and turns the camera off.
Feel free to spam if you want to see the show. It's mainly old-looking weapons, a fake dragon mask, some weird coins, a couple Asian-looking instruments, a piece of what's theoretically a spooky cursed ancient tombstone, and the main attraction: a Ghastly Giant Rat! in a cage (it's a coypu).
Fellow carnies would know that Tommy's still basically Tommy, but to townies he insists on being called The Enigmatic Mr. Brown.]
Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever wished to part the hidden veil of the Far East and see the exotic wonders therein? Have you ever dreamed of a smoke-filled night by the Yangtze River, the voice of the paixiao lulling you to sleep beneath the shadow of the river shrines? Or the awe and amazement of facing the hideous dragon-beast!
[He dramatically throws the tent flap aside so you can see into the exhibit. It's mainly just dark.]
Dream no more, ladies and gentlemen! For inside this tent, you will find the wonders of the mysterious Orient, collected on my travels through those distant, savage lands! Marvel at artifacts of untold power! Tremble at strange and aberrant creatures! Like nothing you've ever seen before, ladies and gentlemen, only twenty cents for the show of a lifetime!
[His tone becomes creepy and serious.]
I must warn you, this show is not for the faint of heart. Children, and ladies of a weak disposition, should stay away.
[Tommy gives a creepy smile and turns the camera off.
Feel free to spam if you want to see the show. It's mainly old-looking weapons, a fake dragon mask, some weird coins, a couple Asian-looking instruments, a piece of what's theoretically a spooky cursed ancient tombstone, and the main attraction: a Ghastly Giant Rat! in a cage (it's a coypu).
Fellow carnies would know that Tommy's still basically Tommy, but to townies he insists on being called The Enigmatic Mr. Brown.]
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Nice set-up. [The girl moves forward toward him and the spooky stone. In a falsely exaggerated accent, she turns her head and teases.] May I join you, sir?
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[She sits as he slides the chair in for her, laughing again. When she speaks, her voice is returned to normal.] Thanks. Anything exciting happen today?
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[With a grin, she reached up to brush his bangs sideways and out of his eyes.] I think it's probably your hair. That kind of color is not really natural for most people.
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[He took a long drink, then refilled his glass and offered the bottle to her.]
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I think it makes you look more mysterious. Besides, polish would take ages to wash out and I happen to like the color, even if it does scare the townsfolk. Just try not to smile at any smile children.. you might scare them away like the balloon man does sometimes.
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[He raised his glass towards the coypu - he called it Max - before downing his drink.]
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[Being a tiny girl who had skipped dinner entirely to come drink with Tommy, the alcohol was already beginning to take effect.] Can I pet him?
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I figured he could use some fresh air.
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[She was more drunk than she realized, but she smiled obliviously. Hayley stood with the animal in her arms to follow him outside, leaving her glass behind; they could drink from the bottle. Once outside, she continued walking away from his tent toward the outskirts of the carnival to where she had found some wildflowers earlier that day, wanting them to just be able to get away from awhile.]
I want to show you something. Are you coming? [She asked without looking back, trusting him not to leave her. The area was dangerous, especially toward the outskirts of the carnival, and she honestly didn't want to venture out there in the evening without him.]
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[Then, looking ahead to their destination, another wide smile spread across her face. To answer his question, she offered only a single word.] Peace.
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He raised his eyebrows at her.] "Oh? That's something I'd like to see."
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I know it isn't much, but.. look at the flowers, Tommy! There's a beauty here you cannot even begin to put into words. [She smiled up at him, more excited than she had been in ages. One arm still cradled the "rat" that began squirming, the other petting it gently to calm it again.]
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See? And I chose you to share it with. You should be glad I had a rough day. If it had been a good day, we might not be having this drink, which means you never would have seen this place.