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[remarkablyblunt]

Hello! I'm Tommy.

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[remarkablyblunt]

Perhaps they simply desired the company of my charming wit and dashing looks.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure it's that exactly.

[remarkablyblunt]

Any particular reason why you might be so interested in my story, Mr. Krycek?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Just making conversation.

[remarkablyblunt]

Why don't you tell me about yourself, then? Where are you from?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

The good ol' U-S-of-A. And proud of it, I might add.

You from America too?

[remarkablyblunt]

The colonies? No, certainly not. I'm British!

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just refer to it as "the colonies"?

That's great. What rock have you been living under?

[remarkablyblunt]

Well, they're no longer colonies, technically speaking. But the sun never sets on the British empire and all that.

That's not to say you all weren't a great help during the War, of course. You chaps really stepped up there, I must say. Eventually.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

The Gulf War?

[remarkablyblunt]

Gulf? No no, the War. The Great War! Now I've got to ask if you've had your head buried in the sand for the past several years, old chap.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

"The War"? The only war of any magnitude I can think of hasn't occurred yet. What war are you talking about?

[remarkablyblunt]

Hasn't happened yet? What are you talking about?

If you truly require a history lesson: Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated, resulting in global conflict and the defeat of Germany, Russia, the Ottoman Empire, and Austria-Hungary. The War To End All Wars. Surely you've heard of it - your country was heavily involved towards the end there.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

...you mean the first World War? You're talking about World War I?

I make dumb typos.

[remarkablyblunt]

World War... One? Whatever do you mean, old chap; there's only been one! Why number a thing when there's only one of it?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

This is great. Let me guess-- you're from 1910 or something, right?

[remarkablyblunt]

When last I looked, the year was 1920. And barring the imaginations of some of our more whimsical novelists, I don't see how it could be anything but 1920.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Hate you burst your bubble, but it ain't 1920. Not by a long shot.

[remarkablyblunt]

Oh? Did I fall asleep for sixty years?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Did you?

[remarkablyblunt]

I don't appear to have aged at all and my hair is the same length and color, so I'll have to say that it's extremely unlikely.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that.

[remarkablyblunt]

Oh? I was under the impression that at the ripe old age of 84, my hair would be white and my face rather more grizzled than it is now.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

You really believe it's 1920, don't you?

[remarkablyblunt]

I have no concrete reason to believe otherwise!