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Hello! I'm Tommy.

Comments

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't.

[remarkablyblunt]

Oh? You claim to know of it, at least.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Let me tell you-- nothing good ever crawled out of space.

[remarkablyblunt]

Never mind! They can be bested by simple bacteria, you know.

War of the Worlds, Tommy? :P

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Bacteria? What are you talking about? Do you think if it was that simple we would have spent years struggling to develop a vaccine? Bacteria doesn't bother them at all.

He's a well-read bloke.

[remarkablyblunt]

So Mr. Wells was wrong then?

Have intense Krycek again

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Very. Reality is different than an old science fiction novel.

[remarkablyblunt]

It's not that old! No, wait, I forgot: it's not 1920, is it?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Far from it. Enjoy what time you have before they come back.

[remarkablyblunt]

I'll certainly do my best! What do they look like, so I'll know them when I see them?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

You won't see them, not unless they want you to or unless it's too late to do anything.

[remarkablyblunt]

Oh dear, that does sound bad! We're all doomed then, are we?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

I'm not stupid. I know you don't believe any of this.

[remarkablyblunt]

Nonesense! I'd love to hear more about the alien invasion.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no, I don't think so, asshole.

[remarkablyblunt]

Now now, old chap, I thought we were becoming friends!

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Oh, we are.

[remarkablyblunt]

Then tell me more!

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. I think we're done with that topic.

[remarkablyblunt]

Why do you keep saying, "Yeah, no?" Isn't that rather self-contradictory?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Why don't you shut up and keep that smug attitude to yourself?

[remarkablyblunt]

I think you're reading far too much into what I'm writing, old bean.

He's mocking you.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

"Old bean".

Tommy can tell :C

[remarkablyblunt]

Elevenses.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

...what? What the hell are you talking about?